Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck sweatshirt wraps you in midweight comfort while showcasing a playful marriage-themed illustration. Two hand-drawn owls sit side-by-side in a warm, vintage line-art style with witty lettering that reads: “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” The relaxed, classic fit and ribbed crew neckline make it easy to layer over tees or pajamas, while double-needle stitching keeps it durable through repeated wear. Subtle, ethically minded details — OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US-grown cotton — give the piece a quieter conscience. Wear it for cozy nights in, low-key anniversary moments, or lazy weekends when humor and comfort are the evening’s agenda.
Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and elastic cuffs for a clean, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ethically sourced materials: US-grown cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and safety-compliant finishes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
